I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
My broker for my apartment led us on that we wouldn’t have to pay 1st month’s rent because we’re moving in in the middle of the month but the owner just informed him that we’d need it and I sooooo do not have that money right now (but will in two weeks?? But they need it now) and I think I’m just going to go hide in a corner and cry bye.